Come on, Chuck! What does this even mean? Are you serious? Do you really think college freshmen in the 20th century will have time to even figure this out?
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.”
If a sentence is too long and complicated to diagram, then it’s a waste of words! If I were Charley’s 8th grade English teacher, I’d have to mark him down for this and ask him to rewrite it if he wants credit. If he’s not willing to diagram it on the board in front of the class, then he has to rework it.